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Ended Demotivational Poster


I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


SINCERITY -




YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus sh** was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?




R e s o l v e -




OLD NO. 7 - On the rocks or neat. Never watered down.


TAGS: tennessee blended in lynchburg
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - October 17, 2012, 9:46 pm
Much appreciated, forseti.
forseti - October 17, 2012, 9:47 am
pure beauty!


Sleeping late -


TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Coopaloop

GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.


...... -


TAGS: offended happiness smiles joy pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - November 27, 2013, 4:34 am
I'm happy I brought back a great memory for you.
curlyrocks - November 26, 2013, 2:34 pm
That ph**o was forced to be my desktop background on my work computer until they found an even lamer one to stick up there.


7 DEADLY SINS -


TAGS: intended pay sins never afford
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - April 3, 2013, 10:52 am
5L and IMO, this should also be posted to Religfake


PROOF OF PURCHASE - Like a sincere apology, it's a prerequisite for taking bad shit back.


TAGS: my official mea culpa to rerun and the mods plus anyone else i may have hurt or offended
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm just not taking **** back. b***ERFLIES!
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:26 am
I have my gd receipt.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:23 am
D'oh! Wait, huh?
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:10 am
Exactly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:07 am
......................................................
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am
Oh, ****, Jake, take it back! Quickly! Before your motives are questioned!
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:51 am
Wait, you were gone? nah, j/k, Welcome Back!
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:47 pm
I'm down with happiness and b***erflies. Welcome back, veg!
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
This poster is proof enough
rerun - May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm

My offician and unofficial reply is 5L. Welcome back, and you don't need proof of purchase.


DINNER -




RERUN REMEMBERS THE DAY - he decided to show his Dad who's boss So does his ass


TAGS: the rebellion ended quickly
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - February 9, 2010, 8:06 pm

It only took once for me talking back to my dad. When I was older and able to support myself things were different, not in a good way. Now that I am in my 40's, things are pretty good with dad.
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 7:51 pm
A stinging bottom is often the first step, on the road to enlightenment. 5L
rerun - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm

wow, you don't know just how close to the truth you are. Love it


Tears speak -


TAGS: tears speak pain suspended annihilation quote
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:25 am

5L, please drop this at twist


Get Stronger -


TAGS: get stronger consume suspended annihilation quote
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:25 am

and this one too, amazing


So you were offended? -


TAGS: offended die
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

Silverheart - October 28, 2016, 7:13 pm

I survived, but now I have trauma and need counseling. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.


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